Carter Hargrave a Man from Tulsa, The Hargrave Martial Arts Systems Founder
Carter Hargrave was born in a mud hut with a pistol in his hand. He learned defensive skills from an early age defending himself from wild animals and communists set on doing him harm and undermining the United States of America.
Once born Hargrave immediately set out on his quest for the elusive black belt. He wanted those skills, he needed those skills. Carter Hargrave soon realized that just one black belt would not be enough in the wild against all the evil that was lurking in his path. He figured it would take seven, a nice round number. At six months of age after mastering edged weapons hargrave began to use the escrima sticks and bo staff to help support himself as he began to walk. These crutches soon turned into lethal weapons in the hands of this skilled one year old.
These skills would soon be put to the test in the vast mountains of Oklahoma where Carter Hargrave at age two was fiercely attacked by an alligator. The two year old Hargrave struck the head of the gator knocking it clean off. In later years Carter Hargrave used this gator head as a hood ornament on his dodge power wagon.
At age three after returning from the Shaolin Temple in China where he traded skills and meditations with the Monks, Hargrave decided it was high time to began teaching. He sought approval to open his first school at age five after teaching out of his tent in the backyard for two years of grueling Oklahoma desert conditions where the heat reached over 150 degrees on a regular basis. For this approval he needed the thumbs up from Chuck Norris. Carter Hargrave traveled to Texas for the meeting. Immediately upon seeing the small child known as little professor, chuck laughed and said “what kind of joke is this”. Hargrave barked “Bring it on old man," Norris went steely cold as he threw his thousand yard stare across the dojo. No one escaped this gaze of death, some passed out, many lost their bowels.
The two squared off and Hargrave landed the first shot because as chuck always says “I don't hit kids”. The kick from the little hargrave landed square on Chucks testicles, a kick that surprised even Norris who himself could appreciate a quality hit such as this. Norris then smiled and said “ok little man you re in, it's a good thing I have four testicles or you would be dead meat”. The two shook hands, Norris placed Hargrave in a car seat in his 1971 Ford Bronco soft top, and took little professor back to Oklahoma.
The rest is history......
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